I hope Diane is just doing a Cunk episode on the weird history of the Marvel Universe.
Fuck it, or even debating the Ship of Theseus *with* the new Vision in the dumbest way possible.
TwstdPrtzl2025-11-11 17:03
This would be the best, but I bet she's probably just playing one of the other AIs we saw named in Age of Ultron.
SharpshootinTearaway2025-11-11 17:15
It's said in the article that she's playing an associate of Paladin who's hunting down the Vision.
max_schenk_2025-11-11 19:39
Sounds like a waste of talent and I'm still not over Natasha Lyonne being reduced to just a romantic interest role.
SharpshootinTearaway2025-11-11 19:47
More of a waste of talent than having her play some AI in Vision's mind?
We don't know the name of that Paladin associate. Maybe she does play an actual Marvel character that they're keeping secret.
But also, some actors don't want to sign for several projects and are happy joining the MCU for only one appearance. The MCU is full of big names playing minor roles.
max_schenk_2025-11-11 20:28
I'm all for big names not taking minor roles. But you're right, maybe that's just a placeholder name
Canvaverbalist2025-11-12 03:55
At least she wasn't in Secret Invasion.
Imagine having to watch that just to appreciate some Olivia Coleman in your MCU.
QBin20172025-11-11 17:04
🤣🤣🤣 Yes!!! That would be amazing.
KenBurruss742025-11-11 17:05
"So, Vision, it says here you're a synthezoid exactly like a human being, is that right? Even all the little bits and what not? Cause my mate Paul ordered one of those one time off the internet from Russia, a female one -- at least he claimed it was female -- but when he got it home it didn't work and he ended up in hospital. Was terrible. He still walks funny."
27Rench272025-11-11 17:07
Oh my god please
3rddog2025-11-11 17:10
So good I heard it in Cunk's voice in my head :-)
mnemus2025-11-11 17:11
I heard this entire comment in her voice. It’s perfect, except I think she would have stumbled horribly on the word “synthezoid”.
APracticalGal2025-11-11 17:28
"sin-the-zoo-id"
TonyMacaroni12025-11-11 17:21
Hahahhha very funny
Vegetable_Clue50082025-11-11 17:23
Lol
neednintendo2025-11-11 18:50
"I worry about Paul..."
FOTheDentist2025-11-12 00:09
"You superhero name is The Vision. Is this because your power is being visible? Because that's not much of a power, is it? Lots of people are visible. I'm visible, aren't I? Could I be a superhero?"
"I'm sorry, is that a serious question?"
"Well, yes. I imagine there are loads of people that can do superhero things and just don't know. For example, how do you know you can climb a wall, like a spider, unless you try it?"
"..."
"Have you ever tried to climb a wall? Like a spider?"
TheTwelfthLaden2025-11-12 21:45
Her mate Paul is just Paul Bettany as himself.
Crimkam2025-11-11 17:37
I'd love to see Cunk get into a debate with Ultron and absolutely enrage him to maximum James Spader energy
Fastbird332025-11-11 17:43
Jertimmer2025-11-12 07:49
Loquis2025-11-11 17:55
Vision, how do you see?
Sparrowsabre72025-11-11 19:00
"And so Thanos snapped away half of all life in the entire universe, making him an even deadlier finger snapper than Bono, who famously would snap starving children away on a whim. Unlike Bono, however, Thanos has yet to download new albums to our phones against our will."
LetsFockinGo2025-11-11 21:11
Fantastic comment hahaha
Sarah1600000002025-11-11 20:07
I would pay so much money to watch that interview. Or just do outtakes with the rest of the cast in their characters?
asteriaslexxx2025-11-11 23:28
"I don't understand, why didn't he just get a new ship?"
pennygirl1082025-11-11 16:53
An adult Tommy? I wonder if that phrasing was a mistake or if Tommy is older than Billy now.
TwstdPrtzl2025-11-11 17:02
It probably just means adult as in not a kid.
pennygirl1082025-11-11 17:07
It’s funny because Agatha actually calls Billy a kid and when he complains she ups it to “teen” but then still calls him a kid behind his back when talking to rio. So AAA definitely lent into Billy being young, naive and inexperienced. It’s hard to know what the plan is for Tommy whether he will be treated more grown up in comparison, especially with an older actor playing him.
SharpshootinTearaway2025-11-11 17:14
If Lauren Morais is playing Lisa Molinari/Coat of Arms, Tommy is most likely going to be underage. He and Lisa met in juvie.
He's definitely going to be treated differently though... being a juvenile delinquent and all, instead of a regular kid raised in a good family.
FrostyBoom2025-11-12 00:57
Yeah, there's hints that the owner of Tommy's new body didn't have a good life, even asides from drowning.
TwstdPrtzl2025-11-11 17:17
If it's anything like the comics, Tommy will probably be on his own instead of going to school/living with parents, so I could definitely see him being seen as more adult even if he's still Billy's age. Plus Agatha, a patronizing 350 year old witch, will probably look at the twins differently than White Vision, who's maybe 3 years old and dealing with the same reincarnation weirdness as the them.
DaZeppo3132025-11-11 17:04
Well, the actor's 26. They might just be editorializing.
Mr_Dionysus2025-11-11 16:56
"When you think about it, thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is. Which makes you think.”
aresef2025-11-11 17:11
"Hello, philosophy lady. Am I here?"
ROBtimusPrime19952025-11-11 17:38
"I require further elaboration." - Vision
Joshdabozz2025-11-11 16:57
Having the Character who eventually becomes the villain Coat of Arms is interesting
Maybe it's setup for the Young Masters to be the villains of a Young Avengers/Champions show/movie?
vivianvisionsburner2025-11-11 17:26
Ohhh good catch. I'm intrigued
haolee5102025-11-12 09:51
I think she's there just to establish Tommy's juvie background. They were friends in juvie in the comics, and during Dark Reign were kinda flirting with each other while their respective teams were testing each other.
hweird2025-11-11 16:57
Cunk on Marvel?
KenBurruss742025-11-11 17:02
I would kill for Cunk on Marvel.
Arsenio32025-11-11 17:07
Would be easy to make a technotronic reference with all that high tech shit
_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_2025-11-11 17:55
Guess what was top of the US and Belgium singles charts when Ava “Ghost” Starr was born.
HellaWavy2025-11-11 16:59
Great, will everyone who watches the show weekly now get a free horse as well?
wondercube2025-11-11 16:59
CUNK???!??!??!!
TwstdPrtzl2025-11-11 17:01
James D'Arcy's Jarvis, Tommy Shepherd, and now Philomena Cunk. I never expected so many of my random favorite characters to converge in a single piece of media but I'm very happy about it.
Dylanychus22025-11-11 17:02
Ok Disney, NOW you’ve piqued my interest. Can’t wait to see what Philomena Cunk is doing in the mcu lmfao
creamsauces2025-11-11 17:03
Philomena Cunk here reporting from the very scene of the Scarlet Witch Westview Hex bubble. My mate Paul said he got stuck in something similar once, but the courts all told him it was something called House Arrest. But why would anyone arrest a house?
This is the best news I’ve heard since the first time I heard Technotronic’s ‘Pump Up The Jam’
aresef2025-11-11 17:06
The series is set to release in 2026, 37 years after the release of the unrelated Belgian techno anthem, "Pump Up the Jam."
CapacityBark202025-11-11 17:38
*bum bum bum*
aresef2025-11-11 20:07
I fear Marvel may finally figure out how to pump the jam into our homes through our screens
xreddawgx2025-11-12 04:41
As long as it's not marmalade
LegitimateBid72522025-11-11 20:55
that’s a crazy long wait, hope it’s worth it when it finally drops
Alarmed_Drop71622025-11-12 05:35
her mate Paul invented a wood powered android.
Wtygrrr2025-11-12 15:06
Pump up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up. Yo, pump it. Pump up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up. Yo, pump it. Pump up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up. Yo, pump it.
They don’t write lyrics like that anymore.
spaghettingpataas2025-11-11 17:07
😭
Admiral_obvious132025-11-11 17:08
Oh god, I thought her real name was Philomena Cunk
DecoyOne2025-11-11 17:13
I was such a big fan of Wandavision and everything related to Vision. I really can’t wait until VisionQuest finally releases in 2026, 37 years after unrelated [Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up the Jam”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI).
CapacityBark202025-11-11 17:43
Every time I saw this on cunk it felt like "back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table"
RellenD2025-11-11 18:56
Why is this joke in this post twice. I'm clearly missing something...
Oh, it's because Diane
KostisPat2572025-11-11 17:14
Variety understands that Morais is playing Lisa Molinari, a character closely connected to Mollica’s Thomas Shepherd, while Morgan is playing an associate of Stashwick’s character, Paladin.
Extension-While75362025-11-11 17:26
Wait!!!! As in PALADIN Paladin??? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paladin_(comics)
KostisPat2572025-11-11 17:44
Yep
slowwrench2025-11-11 18:20
Paladin and the alias, Cunk’s mate Paul
FrostyBoom2025-11-12 00:54
Pauladin, if you will. We just never heard his full name.
CaptHayfever2025-11-11 18:22
"Paladin Paladin" reminds me of [the theme song to Have Gun Will Travel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvxu8QY01s).
Extension-While75362025-11-11 18:38
It'll be interesting to see where they take the costume!!! So I guess it's PAULA Denning. Nifty!
nbperfect2025-11-11 19:16
I just finished 12 Monkeys recently so genuine surprise googling who was playing Stashwick and it's MFing DEACON!!
Sarah1600000002025-11-11 20:08
Dude, you should do Picard season 3.
nbperfect2025-11-11 21:39
Say no more, jumping right in there with no context! 🤣
Extension-While75362025-11-11 17:20
"You've said that grief is love's piece of earring. Which ear and which type of earring?" -Cunk on Vis.
sealed-human2025-11-11 17:28
At least this will get that prick from the job centre off Mandy's back
Katharinemaddison2025-11-11 18:02
Guaranteed next season of Mandy.
‘Mandy! I thought you were off to America to star in films?’
loulibra2025-11-11 17:40
fuckin Diane Morgan in the MCU???? so hyped.
makeitflashy2025-11-11 17:54
Cunk on Marvel! Hell yea!
marccoogs2025-11-11 18:15
Diane Morgan is hilarious on Cunk on Earth. She plays arguably he dumbest living human ever lol
Stylo_762025-11-11 18:17
*For a being who calls himself ‘Vision’, it’s ironic how he couldn’t see death staring at him with a purple grin and versace glove. what did marvel mean by this?* - Cunk on VisionQuest
thrillho1112025-11-11 18:51
Almost makes up for Netflix swerving us with a S4 of Motherland only for it to be one 30 min Xmas episode.
jailtheorange12025-11-11 19:11
Who?
aresef2025-11-11 20:18
Diane Morgan is best known as the daft interviewer Philomena Cunk in BBC/Netflix mockumentary programming like Cunk on Earth and Cunk on Life. This is why people in this thread are saying inane things about Pump Up the Jam and her mate Paul.
Lauren Morais has only a few previous credits, all across the pond.
CapacityBark202025-11-11 21:13
Adding to the other comment, here's a compilation of the reference: [Pump up the Jam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIsc6zirBSw&list=RDzIsc6zirBSw&start_radio=1)
The character she plays is similar in taste to Leslie Nelson in Naked Gun and Airplane.
aresef2025-11-12 03:28
With a dash of Ali G's ignorance
matthewxknight2025-11-11 19:57
Cunk in the MCU isn't something I knew I needed.
aresef2025-11-11 20:05
Cunk narrating Moon Knight: "The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die."
\*trips and rolls into the Field of Reeds\*
whodis_itsme2025-11-11 20:22
Spacegirllll62025-11-11 20:44
“The Egyptians believed that the most significant thing you could do in your life was die”
loudgayamerica2025-11-11 21:08
My mate Paul is very excited about this
VentiMad2025-11-11 22:26
Cunk on the Multiverse
Im_not_creepy32025-11-11 23:17
"Thanos believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die. And the more important you were the more complicated your death had to be."
delcolicks92025-11-12 01:42
Oh this show will be revolutionary
Poku1152025-11-12 02:35
Damn Disney, I was already watching for ultron but this is good incentive too
Bjortorn2025-11-12 02:43
Sionque
Spirited_Repair48512025-11-12 03:32
Cunk: "Why was Thanos' snapping so popular with the universe? Did he snap a good tune or did he make really good Ginger Snaps?"
Historian:"I don't think it was quite popular, since it killed about half of the universe-"
Cunk: "No, that's what my mate Paul said. After Thanos did his All That Jazz number, Paul got new electronics from an empty Best Buy store. He didn’t even have to pay for it. Not really a sound business model for Best Buy, though."
Mist2D2025-11-12 03:39
Ok now the show has my interest
miz_misanthrope2025-11-12 03:40
The music supervisor better be buying the rights to Technotronic's Pump Up the Jam to give us the most meta needle drop ever.
jojopojo642025-11-12 06:17
We lost Kang Dynasty but we gained Philomena Cunk in the MCU
EvilTwinCities2025-11-12 17:11
Holy shit! We’ve identified her mate Paul.
TheTwelfthLaden2025-11-12 21:44
I want a full hour episode of just White Vision trying to make sense of whatever Philomena Cunk is talking about.
WiFiForeheadWrinkles2025-11-13 06:12
Philomena Cunk is going to brick Vision's AI programming
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Fuck it, or even debating the Ship of Theseus *with* the new Vision in the dumbest way possible.
We don't know the name of that Paladin associate. Maybe she does play an actual Marvel character that they're keeping secret.
But also, some actors don't want to sign for several projects and are happy joining the MCU for only one appearance. The MCU is full of big names playing minor roles.
Imagine having to watch that just to appreciate some Olivia Coleman in your MCU.
"I'm sorry, is that a serious question?"
"Well, yes. I imagine there are loads of people that can do superhero things and just don't know. For example, how do you know you can climb a wall, like a spider, unless you try it?"
"..."
"Have you ever tried to climb a wall? Like a spider?"
He's definitely going to be treated differently though... being a juvenile delinquent and all, instead of a regular kid raised in a good family.
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_Molinari_(Earth-616)
Sad face.
They don’t write lyrics like that anymore.
Oh, it's because Diane
‘Mandy! I thought you were off to America to star in films?’
Lauren Morais has only a few previous credits, all across the pond.
The character she plays is similar in taste to Leslie Nelson in Naked Gun and Airplane.
\*trips and rolls into the Field of Reeds\*
Historian:"I don't think it was quite popular, since it killed about half of the universe-"
Cunk: "No, that's what my mate Paul said. After Thanos did his All That Jazz number, Paul got new electronics from an empty Best Buy store. He didn’t even have to pay for it. Not really a sound business model for Best Buy, though."